Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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