Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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