Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Someone signed my nipple.
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