he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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