Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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