Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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