i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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