Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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