well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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