just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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