I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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