the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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