physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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