You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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