I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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