Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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