im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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