i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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