Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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