I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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