i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Who died my cat blue again?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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