I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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