Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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