i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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