should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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