...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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