Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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