This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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