I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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