help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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