you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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