But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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