we have pet lesbian snakes
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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