That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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