Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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