I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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