i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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