You were right. It hurts to walk today.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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