i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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