sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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