We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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