I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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