I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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