They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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