So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Can Purell be used as lube?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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