i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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