she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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