I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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