Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
