you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I need a burrito and a hug.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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