Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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